Monday, April 8, 2013

King of the Hill Z: Chapter One


PAGE 1

Panel 1:  In ARLEN, TEXAS, JIMMY WICHARD is rummaging through the garbage in an alleyway.

Panel 2: Jimmy picks up some cans.
JIMMY: Cans...cans, I want more cans.

Panel 3: As Jimmy rummages, he hears something.
SFX: RRRRMMM…

Panel 4: He looks over at the source of the noise.
JIMMY: YOU WANT MY CANS?!

PAGE 2

Panel 1: A very nice Japanese car drives by.

Panel 2: Jimmy watches it go off.
JIMMY: EUGH?!

Panel 3: Close up on disgruntled Jimmy.
JIMMY: Car went past my alley.

Panel 4: Jimmy runs to follow the car.
JIMMY: MY alley.

PAGE 3

Panel 1: The car is parked at a grocery store.
JIMMY: Who’s doin’ this…?

Panel 2: Jimmy closely inspects the car.
JIMMY: Who wants my alley…?

Panel 3: Car door opens.

Panel 4: Jimmy’s inquisitive face, as much as he’s capable of it.

PAGE 4

Panel 1: JUNICHIRO, the half-Japanese brother of HANK HILL, steps out of the car.

Panel 2: He closes the door.

Panel 3: He walks forward, as if inspecting the area around him. We see Jimmy Wichard from behind, who’s stumbling backward.

Panel 4: Jimmy, disgruntled.

Panel 5: Focus on Junichiro.
JUNICHIRO: It seems the supposed proficiency of propane has not given this town much in the way of progress.
JUNICHIRO: To be expected from…Hank.

PAGE 5

Panel 1: Junichiro stands tall.

Panel 2: Jimmy approaches Junichiro, with a gun.
JIMMY: H-Hey! Why you coming around my alley?!

Panel 3: Junichiro’s face, as his glasses analyze Jimmy.
JUNICHIRO: Hmm. Quite a low power level.

Panel 4: Jimmy points the gun, is basically crazy.
JIMMY: YOU TELL ME WHY.

Panel 5: Jimmy fires the gun.

Panel 6: Junichiro catches the bullet.

PAGE 6

Panel 1: Junichiro holds the bullet between his finger and thumb.

Panel 2: Jimmy is terrified.
JIMMY: NEUGH! NEUGH!

Panel 3: Junichiro flicks the bullet.

Panel 4: Jimmy is knocked back by the bullet quite dramatically.

Panel 5: Junichiro looks toward Jimmy’s body, now on the ground.
JUNICHIRO: Hm, so much for clean burning efficiency.

Panel 6: Junichiro looks to the side as his glasses blink and analyze.

PAGE 7

Panel 1: Arlen through the lens of the scouter-glasses.
JUNICHIRO: A much greater power level far off…

Panel 2: Junichiro, surprised.
JUNICHIRO: Hank?!

Panel 3: Junichiro’s car, driving off.

Panel 4: Establishing shot of NINE RIVERS COUNTRY CLUB.

PAGE 8

Panel 1: KAHN, TED WASANASONG, and OTHERS all dressed in golf attire. Kahn is very proud of himself.
KAHN: Haha! Hole in one! Hole in one!
TED: Quite good, Kahn. Keep up this sort of showing and you’ll be a permanent fixture here.
KAHN: Oh, thank you so much, Ted Wasanaso-

Panel 2: Kahn notices something and is perturbed.

Panel 3: Ted inquires.
TED: Kahn, what’s wrong?
KAHN: Someone’s coming!

Panel 4: Kahn looks off into the distance.
KAHN: I swear to god if it’s that stupid redneck Hank Hill…!

Panel 5: Junichiro’s car coming toward them.

Panel 6: Kahn’s face, surprised.
KAHN: Wait, no! No!

PAGE 9

Panel 1: Junichiro steps out of his car.

Panel 2: Focus on standing Junichiro.
JUNICHIRO: Hm, you are not Hank.

Panel 3: Upset Kahn.
KAHN: Hell no, I’m not Hank Hill! But it sure seems like you are! What are you doing here?

Panel 4: Junichiro standing across from Kahn.
JUNICHIRO: My business is not with you.
KAHN: THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE?

PAGE 10

Panel 1: Junichiro presses on the side of his glasses.
JUNICHIRO: You are…quite unruly.

Panel 2: Kahn being analyzed by the scouter. The Wasanasongs and others behind him.
JUNICHIRO: Stronger than I expected, too. But not as strong as me.

Panel 3: They stand across from each other, Kahn being angry.
KAHN: WHAT? You come here and do nothing but talk big about your redneck power level! Get out of here!
JUNICHIRO: Maybe I should.

Panel 4: Junichiro, smirking.

Panel 5: Angry Kahn, with Ted Wasanasong beside him.
TED: Now Kahn…if he is so confident, perhaps you should show him the true power of the Nine Rivers Country Club…if you think you’re up to it.

Panel 6: Kahn looks at Junichiro.
KAHN: He thinks he can get me…?

PAGE 11

Panel 1: Kahn is screaming, launching a powerful energy blast from his palm.

Panel 2: With Kahn still in battle position, Junichiro takes the blast head on and still standing straight.

PAGE 12

Panel 1: Junichiro stands in the smoke of the blast, unharmed.

Panel 2: Junichiro has his hand up to his face, as if coughing lightly.
JUNICHIRO: Your energy is very volatile, but does not burn cleanly. Good for…rowdy cowboy American Fourth of July.

Panel 3: Kahn, astonished.

Panel 4: Junichiro raises his arm, preparing to charge some energy.
JUNICHIRO: Let me show you a more efficient alternative.

PAGE 13

Panel 1: Junichiro’s glasses blink with new analysis.

Panel 2: Junichiro looks to the distance.
JUNICHIRO: An even greater power level?

Panel 3: Junichiro gets into his car.

Panel 4: Junichiro checks his GPS.
JUNICHIRO: Hmm…west of here.

Panel 5: Junichiro turns his ignition key.
JUNICHIRO: The greatest power level in Arlen…could it be anyone other than Hank Hill?!

Panel 6: His car drives off.

PAGE 14

Panel 1: Kahn stands there as the Nine Rivers golfers look at him. Ted isn’t pleased.
TED: Well, Kahn, that was certainly a hole in one, wasn’t it?

Panel 2: Kahn gets on his hands and knees, exhausted.
KAHN: How…how did a stupid redneck…

Panel 3: Close up on Kahn’s anguish.
KAHN: …not even get hurt by me?

Panel 4: Junichiro drives in his car, determined.
JUNICHIRO: We will see just how clean burning and efficient your powers really are…Hank Hill!!!  

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