King of the Hill Z: Chapter Two

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Panel 1: We open in ARLEN, TEXAS, as NANCY GRIBBLE knocks on the door to HANK HILL’S HOUSE.

NANCY: Anybody home, sug?

Panel 2: Nancy waves, having opened the front door.

NANCY: Am I late?

Panel 3: On the couch is a disgruntled COTTON HILL and a happy BILL DAUTERIVE.

COTTON: Eh?

BILL: W-Woah, hey Nancy!

Panel 4: Cotton walks toward Nancy.

COTTON: Why the hell’re you coming along here and surprisin’ me?

COTTON: I killed fiddy men!

NANCY: Oh, Cotton…

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Panel 1: Nancy handing Cotton a six pack of beer.

NANCY: Maybe this’ll make up for it, sug.

COTTON: Yeah well…it’s a start!

Panel 2: Cotton chuckling.

COTTON: You didn’t need to go through the trouble.

COTTON: Why, maybe if you just slipped outta that top an-

Panel 3: THWAK.

Panel 4: Irritated Nancy, Cotton rubbing his head.

NANCY: Eh…don’t push your luck, sug.

COTTON: Eh, who needs ya?

Panel 5: Hank’s truck driving toward the house.

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Panel 1: Bill with Cotton and Nancy.

BILL: S-So Nancy, where’s Dale?

Panel 2: Focus on an annoyed Nancy.

NANCY: Oh, I don’t even know!

NANCY: Something about mind control serum in our tap water.

Panel 3: More Nancy talk.

NANCY: I’m sure he’ll come to his senses and head on over.

Panel 4: Nancy standing in front of Bill.

NANCY: Enough about him, where’s Lenore?

BILL:….She’s just going on a trip. She’ll come back.

Panel 5: Hank and Bobby in the truck.

HANK: Almost home, son!

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Panel 1: Junichiro’s car speeding through Arlen.

Panel 2: Junichiro, driving.

JUNICHIRO:  That power level is moving quickly.

JUNICHIRO: But you won’t get away from me, Hank.

Panel 3: Hank and Bobby getting out of the car.

Panel 4: Focus on Hank.

HANK: Hey!

Panel 5: Nancy stepping outside.

NANCY: There you are, sug!

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Panel 1: Junichiro inside his car, determined.

JUNICHIRO: It finally stopped!

JUNICHIRO: He’s close!

Panel 2: Hank waving, Bobby beside him.

HANK: Hello, everybody.

Panel 3: Nancy and Bill on the porch.

NANCY: Hey there, sug!

BILL: H-Hey, Hank!

Panel 4: Nancy and Bill approach Hank.

NANCY: I guess we can get going, right?

BILL: Are you gonna start grilling?

HANK: Nope.

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Panel 1: Cotton, Bill, and Nancy have exaggerated animu reactions.

ALL: WHAAAT?

Panel 2: Hank calm, with Bobby, patting his shoulder.

HANK: Today is the day my boy starts grilling. Right son?

BOBBY: I’m gonna be a Propane Man!

Panel 3: They all look down at Bobby.

NANCY: Well…alright then.

Panel 4: Happy Cotton.

COTTON: Good! He’ll probably do better than you do!

Panel 5: Nice conversational group shot.

HANK: Ugh…dad…

COTTON: Now now, I don’t want any cryin’! I wanna see Bobby make me some burgers!

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Panel 1: Bill approaches Hank and Bobby.

BILL: You think he’s got the grillin’ genes?

HANK: Boy, I hope so.

Panel 2: Focus on Hank.

HANK: I know he has it in him.

HANK: But Peggy thinks we should “support his comedy.”

Panel 3: Bill, Bobby, and Hank.

BILL: Really? Wow, that’s disappointing.

HANK: Yes…Peggy says that Bobby is “creative” and that this should be encouraged and grilling shouldn’t be forced on him.

Panel 4: Cotton focus.

COTTON: Yeah, well, that explains why we don’t listen to women!

Panel 5: Hank rubs his forehead.

HANK: Ah, gatdangit dad…

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Panel 1: Hank goes upright in attention.

Panel 2: He turns his head, startled.

Panel 3: Everyone gets around Hank.

BILL: H-Hey Hank, what’s wrong…?

HANK: There’s…somethin’..

Panel 4: Bill looks to the distance.

BILL: Well gee, Hank, I don’t get what you mean-

Panel 5: Angry Hank.

HANK: GAT DANGIT, BILL, THE STRONGEST DANG POWER LEVEL IS COMING OVER HERE AND I DON’T KNOW WHO IT IS!

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Panel 1: Hank points down the street.

HANK: There!

Panel 2: Junichiro’s car races down the street.

Panel 3: Nancy, Bill, and Cotton look at it.

Panel 4: Hank’s face is fundamentally upset.

Panel 5: The car parks.

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Panel 1: Junichiro stands in front of everyone.

Panel 2: Close up on Junichiro’s face.

Panel 3: Hank’s confused face.

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Panel 1: Focus on standing Junichiro.

JUNICHIRO: My my, Hank Hill, it seems that you’ve grown up.

JUNICHIRO: But you can’t shake the resemblance to your awful father.

Panel 2: Hank and Bill, both confused.

HANK: The hell are you talking about?

BILL: Hank, he looks just like you!

Panel 3: Focus on irritated Junichiro.

JUNICHIRO: You were supposed to introduce clean burning, efficient energy to Arlen.

JUNICHIRO: And I see you waste your time with worthless parties.

JUNICHIRO: What is the meaning of this?

Panel 4: Bill walks toward Junichiro, scolding him.

BILL: Now you listen here, Hank’s the best dang propane salesman I’ve ever seen!

BILL: So why don’t you just run along and go home, Mr. Not Hank!

Panel 5: Angry Hank.

HANK: GODDAMNIT, BILL, GET OUT OF THERE!

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Panel 1: Junichiro smacks Bill with great power, wearing a metallic glove.

Panel 2: Bill lands right into the wall of the house.

Panel 3: Screaming Hank.

HANK: BUAAAAGH!

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Panel 1: Bill crying in the hole he made in the house.

Panel 2: Angry Hank.

HANK: Oh, I am gonna KICK YER ASS…!!!

Panel 3: BUAAAGH face Hank.

Panel 4: Shocked Nancy and Cotton.

Panel 5: Focus on Junichiro with his metallic hand.

DIALOG: A ROBOT…?!